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Bailout White Flight
Three 3oz. Pours $750 Billion or $12.50 you decide
1. 2007 Fattoria Laila, Verdicchio dei Castelli di Jesi, Italy $5 gl $ 20 btl
This wine shows a crisp aroma of freshly minted $100 bills, followed on the palate with nice acidity and no accountability
with a baffling finish.
2. 2006 Planeta, La Segreta, Sicily, Italy $6 gl $24 btl
This wine has a bit more weight than the first with many billion dollar favors to lend to your taste buds, a marked explosion
of capital in the mid-palate and a murky derivative finish.
3. 2006 Sirch, Ribolla Gialla, Colli Orientali del Friuli, It $8 gl $32 btl
The wine is fat and round like a banker's belly, handouts to friends in the mid-palate and a long bitter finish
Junket Red Flight
Three 3 oz. Pours $450K (for AIG people) or $13.50
1. 2006 Ch. Mas Neuf, Costieres de Nimes, France $6.50 gl $26 btl
The wine shows slight aromas of suntan lotion with a pronounced massage in the mid palate, finishing with a fantastic
foot rub.
2. 2006 Niepoort, "Twisted," Douro, Portugal $8.00 gl $32 btl
The wine has the perfume of a good Piedmontese $100 steak, with a good chewy middle of failure, finishing with a long
lazy siesta.
3. 2007 Planeta, La Segreta, Sicily, Italy $7 gl $28 btl
This wine has the balance of a fantastic million dollar sailboat, with the sun and wind in its hair and buckets of cool
cash everywhere.
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